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Essay / Who started the Great Chicago Fire? - 648
As we all know, the Chicago fire was allegedly started by the O'Leary cow. However, new evidence from an anonymous source indicates that it was actually the ruler of Mount Olympus who started the Great Chicago Fire. The fire that destroyed millions of homes and killed many people may actually have been started by Zeus. From the information provided to us, we have learned that in recent years, before the burning of Chicago, the city's mortals refused to worship the Olympian. God. Moreover, a careless mortal had even crushed his horse against a statue of the great ruler. Zeus, tired of the disrespectful behavior, decided to punish the defiant city. Our anonymous source, the most compelling evidence, was the broken lightning bolts; it could only belong to Zeus. A piece of Poseidon's not-so-secret journal also states: "...Last night I found some crushed lightning...I'm not sure who they belong to, but I fear the answer is almost indisputable." They must clearly belong to my brother... I don't clearly understand the reasons for his actions but I think I shouldn't reveal it....